Rightio.
First morons up against the wall - the Manly Sea Eagles.
First morons up against the wall - the Manly Sea Eagles.
That's it...a nice family-friendly pic. Bit of a smile. Bit of a laugh. The sponsors will love this. And if they don't we'll call their daughters sluts and punch them out at our season launch.
Having an almighty sook of fucken Biblical proportions. (That is, the biggest sook since Jehousahuah had a sook about obstruction during the 12 A.D Babylon Cup.)
Grow a pair you fucken cry-babies.
Coach Des Hasler personally offered to pay for all the match officials to visit OPSM for eye-tests.
Here's a free Chov Tip for you, Des, you hairy-bonced peanut.
Spend the money on TACKLE BAGS FOR YOUR PLAYERS TO USE AT TRAINING. They might end up BEING MORE USEFUL IN THE LONG RUN.
The Eels scored a try from a forward pass.
They also scored one because 13 Manly players couldn't combine to make one tackle as the Eels moved the ball 110 metres in one movement and scored. But, you know, that obviously had nothing at all to do with the result.
Interestingly, Manly also scored a try that benefited from an uncalled obstruction. Also an uncalled forward pass in the set preceding their own third try.
Mentions of these incidents during Des Hasler's sook....err...post-match rant?
FUCKEN ZERO.
Mentions of the fact his team has now thrown away a 20-4 and a 20-0 lead in consecutive weeks?
Yep, you guessed it....ZERO.
Grow a pair you fucken cry-babies.
Coach Des Hasler personally offered to pay for all the match officials to visit OPSM for eye-tests.
Here's a free Chov Tip for you, Des, you hairy-bonced peanut.
Spend the money on TACKLE BAGS FOR YOUR PLAYERS TO USE AT TRAINING. They might end up BEING MORE USEFUL IN THE LONG RUN.
The Eels scored a try from a forward pass.
They also scored one because 13 Manly players couldn't combine to make one tackle as the Eels moved the ball 110 metres in one movement and scored. But, you know, that obviously had nothing at all to do with the result.
Interestingly, Manly also scored a try that benefited from an uncalled obstruction. Also an uncalled forward pass in the set preceding their own third try.
Mentions of these incidents during Des Hasler's sook....err...post-match rant?
FUCKEN ZERO.
Mentions of the fact his team has now thrown away a 20-4 and a 20-0 lead in consecutive weeks?
Yep, you guessed it....ZERO.
"Now, let's go through this one more time! What do we do when we have the opposition pinned back on their own deadball line, 110 metres away from scoring?...Come on, someone!? Anyone!?"
But credit to Des not only for going through life with one of the worst haircuts this side of a 3 foot long mullet, credit him for helping me enjoy the Eels beating Manly even more than usual.
See it's not only fun to beat them, it's EVEN MORE FUN when they cry about it.
Stay tuned next week - Manly give up a 22-4 lead and blame ALIEN FUCKEN INVADERS, ZOMBIE PLAGUES, MAYAN CALENDARS and CLIMATE CHANGE.
See it's not only fun to beat them, it's EVEN MORE FUN when they cry about it.
Stay tuned next week - Manly give up a 22-4 lead and blame ALIEN FUCKEN INVADERS, ZOMBIE PLAGUES, MAYAN CALENDARS and CLIMATE CHANGE.
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